The Intrepid Phone Intruder (TIPI)
9 A.M. Early in my world.
Sleeping. Not sleeping. Mostly resting. Meditating.
Eyes closed. Thankful. Body completely relaxed and
in harmony with all that is. Yay!
Phone rings. "Dangit!" Loud noise in morning,
not good. Forgot to turn phone off last night.
BUT! Got it on first ring this time. *Whew!*
I listen...
Voice on the other end asks my name in the
form of a question. My voice, annoyed and
groggy, answers in a whisper with a question,
"Yes?"
My friend, The Intrepid Phone Intruder (TIPI),
oblivious to the time or the mounting irritation
in my barely audible voice, asks the dreaded
sleeper interruptus question:
"Did I wake you?"
Thinking to self: She's GOT to be kidding?! Right?
TIPI immediately says "Oh, I'm sorry" and moves
(unbeknownst to her) into an enlightening and evidently
enjoyable conversation with herself.
I stare at ceiling. Eyes close. Dozing in and out. Offering
the occasional "Uh huh", to let her know I'm still there.
Bemused. Wondering how long it would take my friend to
figure out she's basically talking to herself. :D
Oh, I dunno, I think the intermittent snoring would alert her.
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