Gone Fishin' 2

Ok, Gang! I'm off for the holiday. C'ya in a few! (April 12, 2007
to be exact). Until then, feel free to check out the Archives.





OH! That's just GREAT!! AGAIN?! Where's SHE goin' this time?!
So I guess we're just supposed to sit here and twittle our thumbs?!!


Um...but we're Moties; we don't have "thumbs".


And your point is...?







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Dennis Saves the Day!

The last week or so has been interesting in a
"I-would-love-to-post-something-wonderful-on-my-
blog-but-I-don't-feel-like-writing" kinda way.

BUT! I just received this hilarious pic from my groovy,
albeit, otherworldly friend Dennis, who once again
saves the day:





I wonder if that label maker is still married?



Hmmm... I wonder if he's still alive!




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My Visual DNA

I thought this was interesting enough to play with and post here:
Imagini's VisualDNA™ (Beta) is a new social networking site/tool,
that allows you to generate a pictorial profile and share it:

Read my VisualDNA™ Get your own VisualDNA™

The only drawback I see so far is the size, hence placing it
in a post instead of the Blogger sidebar.


P.S. Special thanks to WORLDMAN for posting about Imagini's
VisualDNA™ (Beta) on his site, otherwise I might've never paid
attention to it. It pays to surf! :D



You just don't have enough to do, do ya'?







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One of THOSE Mondays!

I know it's Tuesday, but it feels like Monday.
So, as far as I'm concerned, it IS still Monday.
It's one of THOSE Mondays.

It's that kind of Monday that hangs around thru Tuesday,
without permission or prior notice. Not that Monday was
bad. On the contrary: Monday was warm, sunny, and bright!
It was everything you could want in a great Monday.

So why does it sound like I'm complaining when there's
nothing to complain about? Because I needed something
to write for this post; it's been five days since my last
one, and I jus'...


UH,'SCUZE ME! I don't mean to interrupt, BUT!
'Member how annoying you thought Meredith Grey was
last night? Right now, you sound just like her.


Huh?! I, uh... WELL, NEVERMIND THEN!


Hallelujah!





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A Fish Tale?

My wonderful friend Rosie and I were talking
about the joy of "going fishing" yesterday,
and although I'm not a "let's go fishing"
person, I had several folk in my family who
enjoyed it, and were known to make a big deal
out of it.

Our conversation started when Rosie said she
LOVED to go fishing, and that she and her
husband needed to get a fishing license before
the upcoming fishing season started.

I asked her what kind of bait they liked, thinking
of the times my father loved to go fishing and would
always brag about using a Wheaties & peanut butter
ball (his concoction) as bait. It was the best bait,
as far as he was concerned.

Rosie said that she and her family have used them all,
and, she proceeded to name the various kinds bait, which,
of course, went right over my head.

If it ain't worms, then I haven't got a clue about
fishing bait. I'd rather sit poolside somewhere, rum
punch in hand, with some SERIOUS reggae rockin' in
the background.


Rock on! Cherry O! Cherry O, Baaabay!


The conversation paused. I snapped out of my Jamaican
daydream. Rosie went on: "Ya' know I saw a kid one time,
drop a chicken leg he was eatin', into the lake where we
were fishin', and before that leg could hit the water, a
big ol' catfish jumped up, caught it, and took it under-
water to eat."

NO WAY!", I yelled, stunned. My mouth dropped open;
I stared at her in total disbelief. "Yep!", she said,
totally unfazed by my reaction, and moved on to another
topic.

I just sat there, mind racing, thinking how this incident
must be the signal of the end of the world as we know it.

It wasn't the fact that the catfish had jumped from the
water to catch the chicken leg that stunned me - nope, not
at all!- it was that the catfish was EATIN' CHICKEN!

THINK ABOUT IT! A fish eatin' chicken?!!

Now, that's frickin' scary! Next thing ya' know, catfish
everywhere will be fightin' to stand in line at KFC!


Mmmmmm! NOW, THAT'S FIN LICKIN' GOOD!


Aggggggggggggggggghhhh!





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Attention! People of Earth...

WAKE UP!




Hmmm. Looks like somebody's been watching the
evening news again.


Shhhhh! Let 'em sleep! Makes invasion easier.




EDIT 03/11/07: Changed "WAKE THE FRAK UP!" to "WAKE UP!" Why?!
Because I can. :D

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Oh! The Sheer Horror of It All!

Agony! Aaaaaaaaaagony!
Oh! The sheer horror of it all!
Please, say it isn't so!

I knew the time was fast approaching, BUT!!
imagine my horrified surprise when I found THIS
article on the Sci-Fi Channel website:


Roswell Celebrates UFO's 60th


There's no getting around it, or away from it!
Thousands flock here for the Roswell UFO Festival
each year, and this year is gonna be a frickin' doozy!
I can just feel it!!


Dang it! Dang it! Dang it!


Last year was crazy enough, WITHOUT all the fanfare!
Dare we forget last year's "War of the Worlds".

This year marks the 60th anniversary. Sixty years of
investigating blurry photos, flying humanoids, rods,
and chasing disappearing lights in the sky.

Did I mention they're expecting 50,000 people?

50,000!!

That's 50,000 extra people eatin' up all the food, takin'
all the good parkin' places! And, let's not forget the
folks who, in honor of this anniversary, decide to turn our
streets into Masquerade Central!


Nooooooo!


Yeppitydoodah! This one's got the feel of a real humdinger!
I just may have to go mahself! LOL!



We knew you'd see it our way eventually!
We control the vertical! We control the


OH SHUT UP!!


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