The Ballad of Purple Toes

Enough with the construction drama for now.
There's more important things afoot! *giggle snort*

It seems that my wonderful artistic albeit
occasionally clumsy friend, Fluffy, has broken
one of her prize dancin' feet, and now she finds
herself being continually accosted (uhhh, slobbered
on...) by her long-haired chihuahua, Bubba, as
evidenced in the photo below:



Bubba attacks while Fluffy immobilized!


Recently, Fluffy informed me that her toes had
turned a lovely shade of purple, which sent her
scrambling to her godsend of an orthopedic doctor
/surgeon/medical thingy person, who quickly diag-
nosed and corrected the problem.

I, on the other hand, thought the purple toes were
a really creative fashion statement, and decided to
re-fashion *hee hee* a song to commemorate their
brief appearance:


Oh lawd! Here we go!


Ok, ya wanna hear it? Here it goes:

*Ahem!*

The Ballad of Purple Toes
To be sung soulfully to the tune "Georgy Girl"

Hey there, Purple Toes
Where your color comes from no one knows.
Nobody you meet could ever see
The itchy-ness there... around you

Hey there, Purple Toes
Why do EMT's just pass you by?
Could it be you just don't cry
Or is it the cast you wear?

You're always hop hop hopping
But never stopping to try
To play 'this little piggie'
Just tryyyyyy... a little bit

Hey there, Purple Toes
There's another color deep inside
Bring out all the footies you hide and
OH, what a change there'd beeee
The world would see a new Purple Toes!

:D


You two should NEVER! be allowed to contact
each other, for ANY reason!



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