It's Monday: An Unexpected Response

Yep, it's Monday. The contractors are still contracting;
the remoldelers are still remodeling... Eh, I can't be bothered.
The sun is shining, and I'm still giggling every time I see the
photo from my last post.

In fact, I liked that photo so much I emailed it to several
friends, and was really surprised when I received this un-
expected response from one furry email interceptor:


"Dear Ms.______, (Name omitted to protect the innocent - me! LOL)

I would be amiss [sic] if I did not take the time to respond to
your anti-odoriferous-big-footed-feline email. As a Level 4
Yellow-Collar member of OBFF I would like to remind you that
the feline featured in your email has feelings too.

In a Harvard-Hairball study, it was determined that OBFF
disodor is the number 10 reason for feline depression and
catnip binges. I am sure that now armed with this informa-
tion and lysol that you will think twice before exploiting our
innocent smelly friends.

To help clear your conscious of OBFF related guilt, a large
cash donation, in small unmarked bills, will be gladly accepted.


Yours fooly,

Felix the Cat"


Never, in my wildest imagination, did I think anyone could or
would be offended by that photo. I mean C"MON!! AND! I didn't
have a clue 'Felix the Cat' was still alive. I thought Garfield
put him out of business long ago!

Of course I HAD to respond:


"Dear Mr. Cat,

After reading your very informative chastisement and request
for a sizeable cash donation to your rather suspect charitable
cause, it would seem a copious amount of uncontrollable laughter
has ensued, and therefore I am unable (read: refuse) at this
time to honor your request.


Sincerely,

Ms. _______"


Ah reckon it takes all kinds, huh? *giggle snort*



Ok! That does it! MOVE AWAAAY FROM THE COMPUTER!

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Here. Smell Deez...

Not much to write about today, so I thought I'd share
this little fellow's pic that I found at ICanHasCheezburger.com:





ICanHasCheezeburger.com is one of my new favs, although
I can't quite bring myself to use LOLCats speak (or 'speek', if
you prefer). It goes against all those years of learning how to
spell correctly in school. *giggle snort*


Uhkay. Ehf u sey so.


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The Ballad of Purple Toes

Enough with the construction drama for now.
There's more important things afoot! *giggle snort*

It seems that my wonderful artistic albeit
occasionally clumsy friend, Fluffy, has broken
one of her prize dancin' feet, and now she finds
herself being continually accosted (uhhh, slobbered
on...) by her long-haired chihuahua, Bubba, as
evidenced in the photo below:



Bubba attacks while Fluffy immobilized!


Recently, Fluffy informed me that her toes had
turned a lovely shade of purple, which sent her
scrambling to her godsend of an orthopedic doctor
/surgeon/medical thingy person, who quickly diag-
nosed and corrected the problem.

I, on the other hand, thought the purple toes were
a really creative fashion statement, and decided to
re-fashion *hee hee* a song to commemorate their
brief appearance:


Oh lawd! Here we go!


Ok, ya wanna hear it? Here it goes:

*Ahem!*

The Ballad of Purple Toes
To be sung soulfully to the tune "Georgy Girl"

Hey there, Purple Toes
Where your color comes from no one knows.
Nobody you meet could ever see
The itchy-ness there... around you

Hey there, Purple Toes
Why do EMT's just pass you by?
Could it be you just don't cry
Or is it the cast you wear?

You're always hop hop hopping
But never stopping to try
To play 'this little piggie'
Just tryyyyyy... a little bit

Hey there, Purple Toes
There's another color deep inside
Bring out all the footies you hide and
OH, what a change there'd beeee
The world would see a new Purple Toes!

:D


You two should NEVER! be allowed to contact
each other, for ANY reason!



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It's Monday: Onward upward!

Things are coming along - Earplugs ROCK!

At least, we've been given an 'end date' (mid April)
for completion of all construction, but you know how
THAT goes.

I've decided not to sweat the small stuff (or ANY stuff
for that matter), and as you know it's ALL 'stuff '...

At least, I have 3 beautiful new buckets! C'mon, say it
with me: "Ooooooooh!!"

LOL!

Onward upward, folks! *wink*



Attention, Earthling!
ALL YOUR CONTRACTORS ARE BELONG TO US!!



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Time Out!

Well, the hammering, clanging, butt cracks, and banging
(no, not the good kind) of this whole remodel process has
gotten to be a little stupendously overwhelming for me,
which means it's time to put blogging on hold for a bit until
the noise level becomes manageable again.

Therefore, Celebrate Life ~ Daily!™ is taking break until
(hopefully) next Wednesday 03/12/08.

Update 03/11/08: Uh... looks like there won't be
any new posts until Monday 3/17/08, so *sniff* *sniff*
have a great weekend everyone!

Note to BHB: No worries! I'm believing your pergola
will go up without a hitch! :D

Note to Worldman: Have a safe trip home. :D


Awwww, man!


Yeah, I know. I feel the same way.

Sooo, until next time...

AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH! *LOL!*


What the...Did I miss something? What's she screaming
about now?!


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It's Monday: Tried Ta Tell 'Em!

Early last week:
Asked all the right questions.
Was reassured time and again.
Knew better.
Said so.
Had one of 'those' feelings.
BUT! finally
Said ok, with reservation.


This past Thursday:
Roof removed:
"Don't worry, ma'am.
It's tightly covered.
Won't leak."

Friday, Saturday:
Still no roof.
Sunny 75+ degrees outside.
Still had 'that feeling'.

Sunday afternoon:
Again, no roof:
Wind kicks up.
Clouds roll in.

Sunday evening:
Surprise!
Rain.
Snow.
Oh well, didn't like the ceiling anyway.

This morning to contractors:
Told ya' so.



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